![]() I get hypertension just thinking about it. So, Tycoon City should not only come with a grey “Caution: Dull game” sticker affixed to the box (which I’m surprised is not simply white Times New Roman print on black), but also a health warning.Īs if I were being cruelly punished by a god or receiving a ten-thousand-ton freight train of bad karma to the face, Tycoon City: New York was designed, coded and coloured in by the same folks who made me suffer through Beach Life, that accursed party-island building sim which stands as a testament to everything that is rubbish about management games and nearly compelled me to put my head in an oven. In fact, I’m fairly sure that as soon as I started playing this Big Apple business-‘em-up, I had a sort of dullness-induced aneurysm which led me to lapse into a coma that I have scarcely recovered from. ![]() In fact, immensely dull is more suitable. ![]() ![]() The Big, Rotten, Soggy, Worm-Infested Appleĭull, dull and dull: Those are the three words I use to describe Tycoon City: New York. ![]()
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